THERE, I SAID IT

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At 11:00am-ish - in mere moments! - i'll be a guest on the Howard Stern After Show - hosted by Gary Dell'Abate and Jon Hein. No Howard,...

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To celebrate this week's release of THERE, I SAID IT: Bob Dylan Is Overrated (and a few other carefully considered objections to the...

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THERE, I SAID IT: billy joel is a treacly abomination

Editor's Note: from time to time I'm going to post an excerpt of the new anthology book THERE, I SAID IT: Bob Dylan Is Overrated (And A...

there, i explained it

Hey there, just want to clear up a bit of confusion. If you subscribe to this blog, you received an email this morning containing an...

there, i said it

On March 18, 2014, I posted the following on Facebook: The post proceeded to explode. 275 comments, all told, with subthreads and...

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um, i'm about to go on howard stern

THERE, I SAID IT: Play Al Green, And I Will Not Have Sex With You

THERE, I SAID IT: only a deaf, dumb, and blind kid could love The Who

there, i said it: it's here! it's here!

THERE, I SAID IT: Steely Dan is just math set to music (or vice versa)

THERE, I SAID IT: Bob Marley isn't a musician, he's a lifestyle brand

THERE, I SAID IT: Eric Clapton is the gateway drug to atheism

THERE, I SAID IT: billy joel is a treacly abomination

there, i explained it

there, i said it

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